Junk email and economy

I am happy to inform the world that I have started getting junk (unsolicited) email offering me jobs in the software industry. I suppose my resume is still haunting one of those job sites.  I used to get these emails by the tonne, then it stopped. Now it has started again.

Does this mean that the economy is improving? Or has the IT industry finally woken up and recognised that I am indispensable to the industry and need me back to help them fix what is ailing IT? Other that these two, I can’t think of any other reason.

May be these could be the topic of your PhD thesis:

1. Existential, Meteoroligical and Epistemological link between unsolicited job offers in tech industry and boom/bust cyle in modern economy based on worthless fiat currency. (Economics)
2. Simulation of link between frequency and timing between junk email and state of economy using non linear, coupled Vlasov-Maxwell equations. (Inter disciplinary program between Economics and Physics)
3. Junk email as catalyst for decline in mental health, increase in megalomania and self-aggrandizement (Psychiatry)

So many papers, so many thesises.

By the way, I am still waiting for all the things that were promised to me via email – my fortune from a Nigerian Princess in exile in Monaco, my six pack abs, my rock hard bottoms, free viagra (how did they know ?), vacation in exotic locations, free money for doing just about nothing, free psychiatric drugs (again, how did they know?), ……….

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